Humorous Wedding Speech - Some Advice for the Bridegroom (Groom)

Humorous Wedding Speech - Some Advice for the Bridegroom (Groom) in effect(p) evening Ladies and Gentlemen - If you didnt k without delay already, my name is Alberto and Im in the wedding party. That is the reason I?m dressed want this. What have I done to be blessed with such an honour? Who?s dropped out at the locomote minute? Had William?s other friends left the country? Could I loose the job down and still get an invite to eat and present at William?s expense? I didn?t want to risk it, so lets get on with it. Sherry, you make a fine bride and looked dead stunning in the church this morning. William, you looked ? well ? a bit like me, but perhaps a touch thinner. But I hold youd all in all agree that it was a wonderful service. Mind you, those vows were interesting - William said, I do, to which Sherry said, Youd better. Now, traditionally a wedding speech is not complete without a briefly anecdote, something that gives an insight into the bridegroom?s character. And I co uld stand here all evening telling you stories of ?boys nights out? or cricket club and rugby club tours. I could even recount the stag night (bachelor?s party), and that reminds me, William - you still owe me forty for those last two dances you had. But this is Sherrys mean solar day as well, and I dont want to ruin it with Williams vulgarity. So I am going to stick to giving the bridegroom some advice. William, now that you be married, your level of d... ...uidance for the years ahead with William. So, - ?PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU hire TO SAY DURING THE AD BREAKS?Which reminds me, William nearly didnt make it to the wedding today because of a minor operation. He was having the remote control removed from his hand. Well, that just approximately wraps things up - consider yourself advised ? you?re on your own now William As for me, I?ve known this man several years and I am extremely happy to see such a pricey friend get married to such a great girl. perpetually since William and Sherry met, they have been inseparable. All that?s left is for you, ladies and gentlemen, to be upstanding and to supercharge your glasses in a toast to Sherry and William. To the bride and groom